Last time I checked I was a girl, I'm about 5'8" (pretty tall for a thirteen year old, if you ask me) I enjoy telling my teachers to eat chalk. I am currently located in 'The Windy City'. (a.k.a. Chicago) Am quite a movie and music critic. I have no heart just a black hole filled with sarcasm and revenge...

White Sox, photography, sports in general, stand up comedy (shout out to DANE COOK), animals, vegetarianism, animal rights, non-racism, shallowness.

Fall Out Boy, Green Day, AC/DC, Aerosmith, October Fall, Panic! At The Disco, Relient K, America HiFi, Madonna, CKY, Rancid, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, and so on...

Brokeback Mountain, Jarhead, Finding Nemo, Donnie Darko, The Good Girl, Be Cool, The Battle Of Shaker Heights, White Noise, Red Eye, Shaun Of The Dead, Sleepy Hallow, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice, Bubble Boy, Guess Who, Dukes Of Hazzard, Mean Girls, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Funny Farm (I LOVE Chevy Chase)

Will & Grace, The Simpsons, Late Night with Conan O Brien, Punk'd, Malcom In The Middle, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Celebrity reality TV shows are always entertaining

The Harry Potter Series, New Rules: Polite Musings Of A Timid Observer, the original book of Brokeback Mountain, My Horizontal Life (<- unbelievingly funny)